kris elgstrand.
like so many in the doghouse family, kris was born in vancouver but, alas, did not grow up there... instead he grew up in the hellish suburban municipality of coquitlam (now a city, though, thankfully, no longer his residence)... a product of nancy reagan's 1980's "just say no" fear-machine, kris feels safe in declaring himself the squarest dog (more like a cat, really, a pissy, grumpy one, so, actually, more like a writer) in the doghouse... he's not a lot of fun on road trips unless he knows exactly where he's going and how long he's going to be there...